Tiger Woods Hates Children

Auto Date Wednesday, December 9th, 2009 at 3:56 pm

Let’s just keep piling on Tiger Woods. A news report from Wisconsin has a middle school band blaming Tiger Woods for only 80% of their students being able to afford a trip to Disney World. Their “top” fundraising/auction item was an autographed picture of Mr. Woods. Expected to raise $1,500, it only made $300. They’re saying his recent indiscretions caused the price to plummet.

I don’t blame Woods, I blame the school and the children for an awful fundraising strategy. Never put that many eggs in one basket, especially when it’s simply an autographed picture. Autographed pictures are like collecting baseball cards, there’s no real value in them except for reselling. They should’ve sold hoagies or candy bars, which is a proven fundraising tactic.

Now if they had a picture of Tiger Woods and one of his mistresses then those pictures could’ve sold to the highest bidding tabloid and then the band would be taking stretch Hummers to Disney World. Think out of the box kids.

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6 Responses to “Tiger Woods Hates Children”

  1. SEVENEAGLES76 Says:
    December 10th, 2009 at 5:18 pm

    HEY ,WOODS I’M NOY BUYING AND THING YOUR ARE ENDORSING OR WILL BE CONNECTED WITH !

  2. Avery Nelson Says:
    June 30th, 2010 at 1:02 pm

    Recycling is very very important in order to preserve mother earth.-’:

  3. Abbie Hunt Says:
    July 4th, 2010 at 12:43 pm

    Tiger Woods is a very good golfer but his reputation as a cheating husband made him a bad character.-’-

  4. Eve Reid Says:
    July 28th, 2010 at 4:35 am

    we should always think about recycling our waste products to help the environment.*”*

  5. Francesca Webb Says:
    August 1st, 2010 at 11:37 pm

    Tiger Woods is great and golf and i guess she is also great in picking up women-*:

  6. Tomiko Damours Says:
    August 25th, 2010 at 9:06 pm

    I am totally surprised Tiger’ ex-wife talked to People magazine. My opinion of Elin just changed, dramatically, for the worse and some more. I am totally surprised she talked to People magazine. My opinion of her just changed, dramatically, for the worse.

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