Look, Facebook, I appreciate what you’re trying to do but everytime I login I don’t want to be reminded about my old 10th grade friend whom I haven’t spoken with since pre-9/11. Sure, you started innocent with “Reconnect” or “Write on his Wall” but now all you’re saying is “Talk to Him” … listen, I don’t need your suggestions. I’ll speak to whomever I want to speak with. You want to make friends, you talk to him. He’s a good guy but we have nothing in common anymore. Really I’m only still friends with him because I know if I un-friended him you’d show me to him as a suggestion to add as a friend, and that’ll be an awkward friend request.

You keep doing your job of showing me pictures of people I don’t talk to and I’ll keep pretending we’re still friends with the 300 connections I have instead of the six people I actually speak to. We’re both liars. Don’t act like you’re better then me.

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