I’ve taken to writing in my Facebook status, rather then just generic what are you doing which Twitter is for anyway, to purposefully attempting to sound deep and confusing. I’ll just start writing and see what comes out. Some of them I really enjoy reading and I can see deeper meanings behind it, and a few other ones are just stupid.

Here are a few of my favorite ones I wrote:

Your troubles were worth it. Your frustrations are forgotten. Your initials peak the totem pole. The naysayers are now merely footnotes in your best selling autobiography. A fist in the air, look to the heavens and roar. You’ve achieved it all. Bask in your glory and live out existence with euphoria.

The status quo was quid pro quo but going on is the show as far as you know. Behind the scenes the curtain is sabotaged, the lead is oblivious to the mutiny. The spotlight glares while the shadows can relate but with a more mischievous motive.

the light still glimmers. it may flicker and it has dimmed but surrounded by darkness it remains. surrounded by shadows it is defiant. it is unyielding, unrelenting and unable to be stifled. while it’s presence may seem complacent to the common bystander, it exists as a rebel force lighting the way to those who dare brave the blackness. “continue your journey my allies,” it soothes. “i loyally keep watch.”

nothing but the clouds between his knees, everyone looks up and sees him soar with ease. a heck of a find, loved by mankind. always adored, peace is restored. the man we trust, never tempted by greed or lust. all we know is he protects this place, but if he ever fails he’s easy to replace

Notorious ZIG13: so i’m on a shoot right now
Notorious ZIG13: only have about 10 minutes to chill
Notorious ZIG13: and i logged on to yahoo to check my fantasy baseball team
Notorious ZIG13: and the headline on yahoo is “North Korea warns that nuclear war is imminent.” Click on article to see accusations against United States.
Notorious ZIG13: and you know what i did
Notorious ZIG13: i looked at the headline for a minute, moved my cursor over it and then hurried and clicked on fantasy baseball
Notorious ZIG13: the good news is that ricky nolasco just got added to my team – the bad news…. i’m exceptionally less informed about the potential end of the world
Notorious ZIG13: god i love fantasy….
Notorious ZIG13: PEACE BITCH